Birds and Bees

I'm all boy.

First of all, I don't think I will be posting any illustrative photos to accompany this post. I could get shut down.

This post is about using your eyes and common sense. We were at one of our Manners classes and a woman there (who had been in the class with us for about four weeks) was admiring Dieter and just trying to make friendly conversation. "So, is Dieter a girl or a boy?" she asked.

My self that listens to the little internal warning voice politely responded: "He's a boy." The naughty voice that wanted to speak up wanted to say something like "Are you serious?"

I was relating this experience to my cousin and said "Isn't the name Dieter a give away as to his gender?" My cousin agreed and offered up this pithy explanation: "Really, you'd have to be stupid and a little bit blind not to know that Dieter is a boy."

Yup. Dieter loves to show off his equipment. He's not a flasher or anything, but he isn't shy either. He's just a normal guy.